Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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