at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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