Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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