thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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