Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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