At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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