No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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