he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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