she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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