And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
