Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You're like the curious george of whores
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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