For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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