what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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