Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
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A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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