There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
do nipples grow back?
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