It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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