Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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