why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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