I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
