Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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