Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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