and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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