i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Randomize
