I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
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I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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