Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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