Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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