THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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