I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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