I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
only you would photoshop your dick
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Randomize
