I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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