that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
ok first of all what the fuck
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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