mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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