Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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