Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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