Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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