take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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As shirtless as possible
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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