Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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