I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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