i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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