Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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