Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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