these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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