So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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