Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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