Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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