My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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