just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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