If i come over, it means nothing
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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