My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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