so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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